主席 - 主要工作是休息
总裁 - 总是害人无辜被裁
老板 - 老在公司看天花板
经理 - 经常走动找人修理
主管 - 主要任务尽量少管
员工 - 原来只有我在做工

my comment: I'm now fitting into the bill of the last category! lolz~

我在侨校教中文，学生中有不少正戴着牙箍接受牙齿矫正。
有一次，我问道：
“父母亲现在花很多钱替你们矫正牙齿，
将来父母亲老了，你们就花钱替他们镶假牙，
这种情况叫什么？”
学生们异口 同声：“以牙还牙！”

my comment: i found this to be super funny!

all these 2 jokes were taken from http://laozhabor.blogspot.com/

long time nv been to her blog.
she nv fail to brighten my day! hahahz!

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